Sunday, October 04, 2009

the outnet
Oh, why must this site exist? It brings ridiculously expensive and equally beautiful pieces of clothing just above my level of affordability. When I look at the out-net the conversation in my head goes like this...

Oh! A Rick Owens dress for $359!
I have $359.
I could look good in that and I could wear it so many times it'd be like .30 cents per wear!
Hmmmm, only size-4 left... I could do that cereal diet and lose some weight. And then skip lunch for a few months. And then...
LOOK AWAY! You don't need this! Click on the NYTimes tab: now.

Sigh. A girl can dream.

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